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Slowing Father time!

Montgomery

Montgomery

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I think I honestly found a way to slow the hands of time!!!!

If you are experiencing time flying by in your life and you are scratching your head going WTF!!
I got it!!
just cherish the time during (OFF) cycle because waiting for the NEXT cycle is takin fuckin eternity!!!!
It's like being at an insurance seminar 24/7 or at the in-laws putting insulation in the attic!
My rant....carry on....
 
NY ROBO said:
Age - i like them between 13-18
M/F- either or, i dont mind
Weight- preferably not round
BF%- percent of boy friends i have? 35%
what are your goals= i wanna get SWOLLEEE
did you find bugs bunny attractive when he dressed up as a girl bunny? i have an attraction to pyro-necrophilia.
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Age: Looks 18 naked is a qualifier, but since they are naked already as long as they're DTF and the host of to catch a predator is not in the vicinity
M/F: Sorry no balls will be dangling around my ass but mine
Weight: I like em skinny, curvy and they can be biggun's as long as the big girls have huge boobs and a oral fixation coupled w/ immensely low self esteem
BF%: as long as it's all boob and booty who cares...
what are your goals: I thought we covered that on Age...
did you find bugs bunny attractive when he dressed up as a girl bunny? Sadly, that's the one cross dressing weirdo I did like. That lip stick and bunny tail bro...
 
Montgomery said:
I think I honestly found a way to slow the hands of time!!!!

If you are experiencing time flying by in your life and you are scratching your head going WTF!!
I got it!!
just cherish the time during (OFF) cycle because waiting for the NEXT cycle is takin fuckin eternity!!!!
It's like being at an insurance seminar 24/7 or at the in-laws putting insulation in the attic!
My rant....carry on....
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Even the time between cycles for me seems to fly by any more. Get on a good sarms bridge or something like that and you always have something to look forward to on cycle and off!

I honestly wish I could slow down time a bit....just had my 42nd birthday a month ago, and every time I turn my head my kids are growing up more and more. Even my youngest is starting kindergarten in a couple weeks!
 
i can tell you like i said before it is an fucking eternity for me off cycle as well. oh shit thank God my youngest is about 1 year from getting the fuck out, maybe sooner if he keeps being a douchebag like his fat ass daddy which i want to hurt real bad i wanna rip his trachea out and eat it like a fucking walking dead zombie
 
lol I hope he doesn't lift too and check your forum post...he might be sleeping with one eye open lmao, or staying at a friends house
 
RickRock said:
Even the time between cycles for me seems to fly by any more. Get on a good sarms bridge or something like that and you always have something to look forward to on cycle and off!

I honestly wish I could slow down time a bit....just had my 42nd birthday a month ago, and every time I turn my head my kids are growing up more and more. Even my youngest is starting kindergarten in a couple weeks!
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Wait till you send your baby off to college like I do in 6 days. Gonna take him up and have him follow us there in his car to fall camp. Spend the night, move him in the dorm, have a parent meeting then he's off to a team retreat for the night and we leave the next morning. We do get to go back up a couple of weeks later for regular student welcome week and orientation to make sure he gets all his books and stuff. You look forward to this day, especially when they're poised to do big things, but I admit I will miss having him around every day. He's gonna be up there 10 days before his gf arrives on campus.
 
lol i can bet you a paycheck i wont miss em. didn't miss the last 3 and aint gonna miss this one. now our 25 year old he is cool to be around now that he is out on his own and paying his own shit, has a great job and appreciates what you did for him earlier.
 
rockmfhudd said:
lol i can bet you a paycheck i wont miss em. didn't miss the last 3 and aint gonna miss this one. now our 25 year old he is cool to be around now that he is out on his own and paying his own shit, has a great job and appreciates what you did for him earlier.
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Lol... didn't you know parental duties apparently have no expiration date lol. My daughter is pretty much independent and that's so great. Hell sometimes i just put money in her account for the fuck of it just to feel needed. My son and his new schedule is who I'm concerned with as far as getting up on time, making it to weight lifting at 6 or 7am, class at 9, then getting a hour long break between classes and hopefully NOT taking a nap and waking up late, taking advantage of eating when he can and eating big. I suspect he's gonna say 'The cafeteria and bistro place suck, can you send me more money cuz I eat off campus every day'. The answer will be fuck no. Between the cafeteria and snack shop he better figure it out cuz he's getting a $500 mo budget and that includes entertaining his girlfriend. I think that is plenty for a college kid to have access to considering everything else is free. Gas, ass and movie cash.
 
44YOGearHead said:
Lol... didn't you know parental duties apparently have no expiration date lol. My daughter is pretty much independent and that's so great. Hell sometimes i just put money in her account for the fuck of it just to feel needed. My son and his new schedule is who I'm concerned with as far as getting up on time, making it to weight lifting at 6 or 7am, class at 9, then getting a hour long break between classes and hopefully NOT taking a nap and waking up late, taking advantage of eating when he can and eating big. I suspect he's gonna say 'The cafeteria and bistro place suck, can you send me more money cuz I eat off campus every day'. The answer will be fuck no. Between the cafeteria and snack shop he better figure it out cuz he's getting a $500 mo budget and that includes entertaining his girlfriend. I think that is plenty for a college kid to have access to considering everything else is free. Gas, ass and movie cash.
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if he is on a ride he should be getting gourmet shit from the football cafeteria, send him fucking mre's lol. our oldest had to buy his own food which meant work. if you want ramen you work a little bit, if you want a burger you work a little more, if you want steak work even more. so he was responsible for his own food lol i don't play that shit and i am surprised you do but i get it man i know you want him to do great things especially on the field
 
rockmfhudd said:
if he is on a ride he should be getting gourmet shit from the football cafeteria, send him fucking mre's lol. our oldest had to buy his own food which meant work. if you want ramen you work a little bit, if you want a burger you work a little more, if you want steak work even more. so he was responsible for his own food lol i don't play that shit and i am surprised you do but i get it man i know you want him to do great things especially on the field
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Yeah, I want his only concerns to be keeping at least a 2.0 for graduation and eligibility purposes; playing his ass off on the field. Hopefully his gf stays acting right and that way he has someone that has his best interest up there instead of random bullshit. She's a good woman though, but young and dumb is still young and dumb.
 
44YOGearHead said:
Yeah, I want his only concerns to be keeping at least a 2.0 for graduation and eligibility purposes; playing his ass off on the field. Hopefully his gf stays acting right and that way he has someone that has his best interest up there instead of random bullshit. She's a good woman though, but young and dumb is still young and dumb.
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how far away is the school from you? close enuff to get your damn hands around that neck if needed?
 
44YOGearHead said:
Yeah, I want his only concerns to be keeping at least a 2.0 for graduation and eligibility purposes; playing his ass off on the field. Hopefully his gf stays acting right and that way he has someone that has his best interest up there instead of random bullshit. She's a good woman though, but young and dumb is still young and dumb.
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i am so fucking pumped for college football to start
 
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