no hair loss worry with real sarms... so im not sure where you are getting that and not sure why you are using aicar as opposed to gw either... where are you coming up with getting "wet" gains with sarms? im so lost there because none of them can cause any water aside from mk677...
for the goals you have, this is the cycle you want to go with...
1-12 GW-501516 (CARDARINE) 20 mg day dosed once a day in the a.m.
1-12 rad140 (TESTOLONE) 20 mg day dosed once a day in the a.m.
1-12 S4 (ANDARINE) 50 mg day... split doses... 25 mg in the a.m. and 25 mg 4-6 hours later
9-12 DGA POST CT
https://www.dganutrition.com/pct/post-ct
Mini pct 13-16
clomid 50/25/25/25
gw-501516 20 mg day