Thought of the day: "I go to the gym with the intent of stabbing everyone in the neck with a blade of truth and the truth of the matter is this "I don't give a fuck if you're 20 years younger than me, you're bound to get duck taped and fed to the lions if I'm around", I'll poke your fucking eyes out before I let you do anything bigger, or better than me because I'm not only a member... bitch I'm the fucking president. When this is over you're gonna feel like a cheap whore at a frat party and I'm the only one laying the pipe around here. I will literally soul fuck any ideas you had of gym glory and leave you wet between the thighs wanting to be 44. So enjoy the fleeting moments it takes me to drive to the gym because as soon as I hit the parking lot the doors will shake, the lights will swing in the rafters and Olympic bars will clatter on the racks. I actually believe this shit because I am the truth. the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Hide the women and your assholes because a tsunami of 44 is a coming. Now go fuck yourself and try to be a man tomorrow cuz I got today covered."
