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Why I'm The 44 and you aren't... pre gym rant

44YOGearHead said:
Thought of the day: "I go to the gym with the intent of stabbing everyone in the neck with a blade of truth and the truth of the matter is this "I don't give a fuck if you're 20 years younger than me, you're bound to get duck taped and fed to the lions if I'm around", I'll poke your fucking eyes out before I let you do anything bigger, or better than me because I'm not only a member... bitch I'm the fucking president. When this is over you're gonna feel like a cheap whore at a frat party and I'm the only one laying the pipe around here. I will literally soul fuck any ideas you had of gym glory and leave you wet between the thighs wanting to be 44. So enjoy the fleeting moments it takes me to drive to the gym because as soon as I hit the parking lot the doors will shake, the lights will swing in the rafters and Olympic bars will clatter on the racks. I actually believe this shit because I am the truth. the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Hide the women and your assholes because a tsunami of 44 is a coming. Now go fuck yourself and try to be a man tomorrow cuz I got today covered."
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Damn this exactly what I was going to say on the contest thread. Bwahahaha!
 
44YOGearHead said:
Devil Dog, you have no idea of what that might stir up. I went in the gym and some big chunky fuckball was looking at me while he was on the bench. So we locked eyes for a bit then he laid down under 365 and knocked out a whole one rep. He sat up and looked right at me like he was exerting some type of Alpha death ray. I chuckled, hung my straps on the machine I was at to mark it off limits, walked over and asked if he minded if I 'try' it. He looked genuinely confused so I repped out 10 and said thanks and I left. Mind you people saw this. He left the gym. As much of a nice guy I can be, I'm probably the most competitive person people know. Something in my head just says "fuck you" and all I see is the word GO flashing in neon lights. I'm such a dick. The 44 has no remorse for those who feel the need to be masticated by the beast.
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Ahahhahaahaha Fuckin ALPHA DEATH RAY!!!
 
44YOGearHead said:
The big guy in the mirror is my nemesis, everyone else in the gym is there to do one of two things:

1. Profess allegiance to The 44
or
2. Be slaughtered by The 44

Gym hierarchy is essential to the survival of the race.
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Hahahahaha! You are too funny! But I know the scenes. Watching Americans posturing is hilarious! I guess is culture of mine and coming from a country thousands of years old. Whenever I think of the hierarchy of human race, I turn to one of my favourite fotos of Brașov Romania. This park and church in background have been standing there 704 years before Coluimbus discoper America. The lamps have been there hundreds of years and convert from oil to electric in 1884, 76 years before am born. The people in the distance is familie friend Ioan walking with niece of mine, Viki. This was Craciune (Christmas 2014) My cousin Cristi took this foto. Is only reminder for me to remember things in my life I make important! Enjoy!
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Dorin76 said:
Hahahahaha! You are too funny! But I know the scenes. Watching Americans posturing is hilarious! I guess is culture of mine and coming from a country thousands of years old. Whenever I think of the hierarchy of human race, I turn to one of my favourite fotos of Brașov Romania. This park and church in background have been standing there 704 years before Coluimbus discoper America. The lamps have been there hundreds of years and convert from oil to electric in 1884, 76 years before am born. The people in the distance is familie friend Ioan walking with niece of mine, Viki. This was Craciune (Christmas 2014) My cousin Cristi took this foto. Is only reminder for me to remember things in my life I make important! Enjoy!
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nice image bro.
 
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