So the other day my nephew in prison calls and asks if we could get him some long johns and commissary items. No problem, he is incapable of doing something better for himself so no problem as usual with him. We go online and get him a bunch of stuff and viola... easy as that. Now here's where I have a problem with shit. Two days later who calls? His mother asking my wife if she can borrow $100 to pay her rent and she will pay me back this Friday... THIS FRIDAY. I tell my wife "okay, but I want my money Friday, or it's gonna be a problem. She said Friday and I expect it Friday." I hope I don't have to spend $40 on gas and $30 on tolls to drive to her place and fuck her up over $100. If you know your kid just got something from me, why double down? If you don't pay me back, you're cut off and your kid as well just to prove a point. I only agreed to it for two reasons:
1. She said THIS Friday.
2. My wife is gonna stress her out about paying me back on time. Sometimes when they cut deal with me it's good for the wife to have to be concerned about my next actions.
Then she texts my wife about having to go see the doc this week about her possible breast cancer returning. Mind you, this is the one who refused to take her tamoxifen because it made her feel woozy and opted for homeopathic herbs instead of proven treatment. WTF people, WTF. Also while on the phone my nephew and I are talking football and he squeezed this in 'Yeah Unc we can watch the game in your big house'. I'm not taking on boarders, you can visit, but what I don't need is my tattoo'd faced, budz smoking nephew staying where I live getting accused of every crime in the city. You can't look a certain way around here and not expect trouble. I'm not gonna get pulled over because he's in the car that's for certain. I'm thinking his 2 Masters Degree having mother needs to get her shit straight before he gets out in six months after serving a 8 year bid.
1. She said THIS Friday.
2. My wife is gonna stress her out about paying me back on time. Sometimes when they cut deal with me it's good for the wife to have to be concerned about my next actions.
Then she texts my wife about having to go see the doc this week about her possible breast cancer returning. Mind you, this is the one who refused to take her tamoxifen because it made her feel woozy and opted for homeopathic herbs instead of proven treatment. WTF people, WTF. Also while on the phone my nephew and I are talking football and he squeezed this in 'Yeah Unc we can watch the game in your big house'. I'm not taking on boarders, you can visit, but what I don't need is my tattoo'd faced, budz smoking nephew staying where I live getting accused of every crime in the city. You can't look a certain way around here and not expect trouble. I'm not gonna get pulled over because he's in the car that's for certain. I'm thinking his 2 Masters Degree having mother needs to get her shit straight before he gets out in six months after serving a 8 year bid.
