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Lets play pretend... and irritate The 44

44YOGearHead

44YOGearHead

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Let's pretend that I like training inexperienced people, swapping plates, pussy footing around and wasting my time to compensate your training level despite the fact you asked to workout with me. Can we do that? I fucking can't. I went to the barber shop and a guy asked me 'Can you get me like you?' I replied that this takes years...'I can do it I used to workout I used to weigh 240'. I chuckled and he got offended 'You just gonna laugh? You don't think I can do it?'. Dude you're 6 feet tall, zero muscle tone, standing there looking in awe at me asking if I can get you looking like me and I should join you on this ride down this unrealistic dream that you could actually lift with me and transform your physique in what a few weeks? Am I supposed to adopt you like a fucking project and coddle you and hinder my own training? Please shut the fuck up. Where the fuck do these assholes come from??? I admire trainers, you have patience, you subject yourself to this shit day in and day out all while being asked for a discount. Needless to say I won't be going to that barbershop again simply to avoid the sheer stupidity of the shitheads there. This is an example of peoples mentality and philosophy of weight training... they don't have a clue as to what it really takes, or how long it takes. I'm going to take a 30 minute seminar on being a brain surgeon tomorrow so I can open up my own private hospital and perform surgery... I think that's good right??? Fucking dick headed morons...

The 44
 
yeah man i agree the shits annoying a few months ago a buddy of mine was like hey man can i work out with you i want to make it my hobby can you tell me what kind of protein to buy and all that? i was immediately offended a fucking hobby? sure there are people that casually work out but those arnt the people with stellar proportioned physiques those are the guys that work show muscles just to look decent in a tank not giving a shit what the rest of their body looks like, i was so pissed off as soon as i saw the part where my buddy decided to call it a "hobby" i responded dude you are fat as hell I wouldn't even worry about lifting until you drop a good 50-60 pounds and btw bro its not a fucking hobby of mine its a lifestyle don't ever refer to my lifestyle as a hobby. dude chill i just want to get big he says I'm like dude what the fuck do you think this is your not going to get big over night it takes a lot of patience proper training and dieting you just don't understand. so he asks me why I'm being such an asshole but the thing you should know about this guy is he is a great friend and fun as hell to hang out with but he is one of the laziest sons of bitches I've ever met in my life and i told him like look bro I'm not trying to be a dick but I'm tired of trying to help people train effecting my workouts with plate swapping and shit and then they give up I'm not wasting my time anymore he's like dude I'm not going to give up I'm like ok well prove it go two weeks without eating a ton of bullshit and ill give you a chance so i gave him a list of things he could eat sure enough the next day my other buddy who is my best friend sends me a video of this fat bastard eating a hugh ass container of chinese food with like 4 egg rolls in a bag next to his greasy ass noodles I'm like yeah see i told you bro you aint ready if you want to look anything like me you need to want it i can't make you do anything but it is a lifestyle not a hobby because you cannot outwork a horrible diet its not possible i told him that when he wants it bad enough he will take it upon himself to take the necessary steps to acquiring a better physique because damn is it horrible idk about you guys but it is my lifestyle I'm very active and lifting is my soul if there happens to be a day when i miss a workout for whatever reason which is almost never people at work better watch the fuck out because i am not happy when i miss one of my days
 
Damn, way to crush his dreams. lol.

Seriously though, I know it can feel insulting at times when people say things and make it seem like the any we look just kinda happened. never,ind all the sacrifice and blood sweat and tears that were shed to get there. I still look at everything as a compliment and take them for what they are....coming from the uneducated
 
I'm not even all that but I had a high school buddy ask me how to get his body like mine. I said hard work, dedication, and a lifestyle choice you have to live everyday. No shortcuts...

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I just love how they just think we lift for a week or two and wake up swole.... I found it really insulting when the guy told me I wanna get like you and then he took insult as to my saying it takes years. They insult you, take offense at you insinuating it's hard work and then still want you to hook them up. Fuck these idiots.
The way I'm feeling today about this is even worse than I did yesterday. You look at us and feel inspired, motivated, or what ever it is and ask us to get you where we are at like it didn't take years upon years. If it was in you, then you wouldn't need someone to get you like anything bro. Then when we point this out you get all into your feelings like a woman. I mean can we get any worse bro? You don't even understand that you are nowhere near lifting what we lift and yet you assume you can hang in there because of your false sense of what you consider strong. For us to NOT wanna take the time to help you makes us bad people despite the inconvenience you put us through simply by wanting to work in for a set. Fuck yourself buddy.
 
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I'm still waiting to wake up swole, can you help?

I "lift" (something the weight equivalent of a pencil) 5 days a week, sit on my ass all day long watching Oprah and eating bon bons, and have Papa Johns Pizza on weekends while I sit on my porch swilling lite beer.
 
My wife and I went to a wedding last Saturday. We were at a table with people with people I haven't seen in quite a while. Well the reaction to the changes in my build was awesome! got a lot of dude you look amazing! How did you do it?! At first it was really flattering and seriously great for the ego! LOL But later I had one friend grill me for damn near a hour. I was nice and answered his questions but it really got on my nerves. Not the questions more his reaction to me telling him that it took me over 2 years to get where I am and I still have a long way to go. He was like ohh it shouldn't take that long for me! I'm a gifted athleteand should get there in 6 months. Brothers hes an easy 90 lbs over weight untrained and was out of breath after dancing with his wife. I wanted to slap him upside his head!!! Arrogant little asshole!! Best part of the night was when his drunk wife sat next to me felt up my arm and said I wish he would hit the gym!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!
 
Yeah people say the dumbest things. This one guy asked me if he worked out for 6 months if he could look like me. I shook my head and laughed and he asked 'what about a year????' I told him how long I had been training and he just looked like he was in shock man. Everybody want to be big, or jacked, or whatever it is they wanna be, but nobody wants to put in the time, or work.
 
I mean people are just ignorant and impatient man you are not going to get jacked in 6 months or a year hell were all still growing I will say this though about 6 and a half years ago when I started i was pretty over weight I believe I weighed 252 lbs and I dropped down to 180 in like 6 months because I worked my ass off and I was tired of being overweight and I was training eating light but properly constantly in a caloric deficit but after my first year i was by no means jacked but I looked pretty good for only being part of the life for a year thanks to my buddy who went out of his way to show me his routine the diet I did myself but my buddy made sure I was doing everything with proper form showed me the exercises etc. if people actually put everything they got into this after a year you can look pretty decent but like with me it takes nothing less then changing everything your body tells you to do and doing what you need to do to look better it takes everything you got after all this time it's now just second nature to me I can't eat anything I used to eat anymore it's gross to me
 
44YOGearHead said:
Yeah people say the dumbest things. This one guy asked me if he worked out for 6 months if he could look like me. I shook my head and laughed and he asked 'what about a year????' I told him how long I had been training and he just looked like he was in shock man. Everybody want to be big, or jacked, or whatever it is they wanna be, but nobody wants to put in the time, or work.
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Yo sad a mouth full brother! The lazy ass people who want results yesterday with no effort are everywhere. No mater what you say to these people they just don't want to listen. I swear its where we get a lot of the "Ive been lifting for 6 months and have a solid base 5'8" 190 lbs 18% bf and now I want to run TREN, DECA, TEST AND WHINNY with an ANADROL KICKSTART and no PCT! LOL
 
I wish I could get this across to my wife, she's on every fucking diet there is, thinking its the magic way to lose weight.

I got her a personal trainer she hasnt even used yet, last time she was supposed to go workout, she said she walked 3 miles with a friend. Thats not a fuckign workout, its just getting off your ass and moving.

SMH. I wake 5am 4 days a week to workout, and very active 1 day of the weekend (thats when I do my diving now since I got sucked back into hi tech). Some people just dont fucking get it. :(

Sorry to rant on your rant there 44 :)
 
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I wish I could get this across to my wife, she's on every fucking diet there is, thinking its the magic way to lose weight.

I got her a personal trainer she hasnt even used yet, last time she was supposed to go workout, she said she walked 3 miles with a friend. Thats not a fuckign workout, its just getting off your ass and moving.

SMH. I wake 5am 4 days a week to workout, and very active 1 day of the weekend (thats when I do my diving now since I got sucked back into hi tech). Some people just dont fucking get it. :(

Sorry to rant on your rant there 44 :)
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Lol that's what it's here for bro.
 
Yeah man when my son was in high school his friends used to want to train with me and they'd always be a waste of time... cutting reps, sets... whining and complaining. 3 weeks and they'd quit or say something like I thought I'd have gained some weight by now... well are you eating after working out and like I said... no I eat once a day. Hmmmmm........
 
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