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Ever wonder why Dylan is so chill? So easy to relate to and cool? Answers within.

44YOGearHead said:
Whatever you say bro... Dylan is still in the NAACP registry online. I called and verified they called him Dee for short. Convo went like this...
Me: Is there a Dylan Gemelli in your books?
NAACP: Oh Dee, hell to the yeah brother. Dee was that light skinned brother from Iowa.
Me: Dayuuum....
NAACP: Tell my ni**a Dee we miss him ever since he got that 800 credit score and bought that Katy Perry CD.
Me: Fa' Sho


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Dylan is actually a shape shifter and master of disguise. He's also been an Italian mafia hit man, a member of the Russian KGB, a Mexican luchidore, a semi-pro rugby player, and a member of the British royal guard
 
RickRock said:
Dylan is actually a shape shifter and master of disguise. He's also been an Italian mafia hit man, a member of the Russian KGB, a Mexican luchidore, a semi-pro rugby player, and a member of the British royal guard
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Lol... no doubt. Yeah just cruising thru vids and this popped up on side and I was like who is this guy...
 
LOL!....DEAD! This thread had me cracking the fuck up ! especially when i read the part where he transitioned into a white guy after getting his credit up to 800 and buying a katy perry cd ! LOL
 
Im currently on the phone bitching because me and my wife attempted to go out of town and i ordered here a pizza through door dash and i ordered it HALF PLAIN cheese and its got 5 different fucking toppings on that side... LOLLL so the chill Dylan is not going on right now!! LOLLLLL
 
DylanGemelli said:
Im currently on the phone bitching because me and my wife attempted to go out of town and i ordered here a pizza through door dash and i ordered it HALF PLAIN cheese and its got 5 different fucking toppings on that side... LOLLL so the chill Dylan is not going on right now!! LOLLLLL
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Fucking pizza bro! Damn, I wish I was at your crib to see you eat it. I'm coming over. Thought about using that door dash.
 
9th Wonder said:
Fucking pizza bro! Damn, I wish I was at your crib to see you eat it. I'm coming over. Thought about using that door dash.
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COME ON BRO!! that wasnt for me! queennie wanted it since we are out of town! LOL i am cooking egg whites and peanut butter while she eats pizza and wings
 
DylanGemelli said:
COME ON BRO!! that wasnt for me! queennie wanted it since we are out of town! LOL i am cooking egg whites and peanut butter while she eats pizza and wings
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Ahhhhh now it makes sense. At first I was like, is this fucking Dylan eating pizza?? Wtf lol
 
RickRock said:
Ahhhhh now it makes sense. At first I was like, is this fucking Dylan eating pizza?? Wtf lol
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i wish and i had to sit here and smell it too... fuck man, but its cool, we are going to the A's vs Nationals tonight so im good!
 
DylanGemelli said:
COME ON BRO!! that wasnt for me! queennie wanted it since we are out of town! LOL i am cooking egg whites and peanut butter while she eats pizza and wings
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Pizza and your video game room; it will change your life
 
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