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7 Signs of a Woman Who Will Never Stop Loving You (NO ESCAPE)
1. She's been with you for a long time.
Known each other since high school? Middle school? The better she knows you the more she will see you as her property and think that she owns you.. This is of course not always the case, but watch out for stalker tendencies, they say some women get attached may be an understatement, when she said yes to “cement” your bond the day you dropped to one knee, you might have thought that ring was everything BUT she may have been pouring concrete in her mind, and all over you for that matter (cement boots anyone?). be careful my friend.
2. She goes above and beyond
Does she buy you your favorite beer? Make you and the guys snacks watching the game? She may seem like the ideal wife or she may be “mothering” you a tactic women can use to to pretty much control you, they know how to let you have some fun in your “man cave” (isn't that just the adult version of the tree house you had when you were a kid?) so that you will do what she wants when she wants.. almost like a puppet.
3. You're part of her circle.
Do you go for a facial with her or “spa day” and get a manicure together? Of maybe along with her and her friends on this excursion? Did you REALLY get a a manicure? No man with a sack would be caught dead having the dead skin of his feet eaten by someones pet fish, but if you are engaging in this behavior she is also probably your lifting buddy at the gym, you may as well take your balls back and ask for a refund, but since you don't own them any more and now she keeps them in her purse, you are going to need permission. She will probably want the refund to finance the “spa day” sorry my friend, you should add Bruce Jenner on Facebook, because you ARE one of the girls.
4. She's vocal about her feelings and desires.
Does she give you a curfew? Are you even able to get out of the house without her attached to you? Does she let you know when you messed up (usually the silent treatment) But loves it when you buy Her things to make it “all better” and maybe you find yourself masturbating alone after you THOUGHT you were going to have make up sex? You probably don;t even know what you did wrong, and that is because this woman can make up something, create a fight and keep you under her control while making your head spin. Truth is the only thing you did wrong was... nothing.
5. She imagines a future with you.
Does she paint a picture of the two of you happily ever after in a nice colonial in a little town with a dog and a few kids running around? Awww.. so who is that changing the diapers and shoveling the dog poop...? You guessed it. YOU. She is at the spa.. refer to #3.
6. She's not afraid to tell you the truth.
How many times have you been told “you are just like your father” or that you are too “fat, dumb, lazy, stupid.. etc” when you see her change into this demon, that is who she really is, if you had any balls you would leave her ass, .. also see #3 to find out where you balls are.
7. Her love is unconditional.
She sure does love you, as long as you bring home the bacon. Or is it your paycheck and all the things you buy her? They say disingenuous people are nice to your money and she is no exception. There really is no escape my friend unless you can get into the witness protection program she is gonna find you, and love and love you, or so you think. Her love is unconditional as in you are giving her all of your love and she really doesn't give you any, this is a kind of an illusion. She most likely has a magic mirror, yes just like the one in Snow White. Sorry bro, but a woman who may never stop loving you is dangerous and not really one to be messed with.
1. She's been with you for a long time.
Known each other since high school? Middle school? The better she knows you the more she will see you as her property and think that she owns you.. This is of course not always the case, but watch out for stalker tendencies, they say some women get attached may be an understatement, when she said yes to “cement” your bond the day you dropped to one knee, you might have thought that ring was everything BUT she may have been pouring concrete in her mind, and all over you for that matter (cement boots anyone?). be careful my friend.
2. She goes above and beyond
Does she buy you your favorite beer? Make you and the guys snacks watching the game? She may seem like the ideal wife or she may be “mothering” you a tactic women can use to to pretty much control you, they know how to let you have some fun in your “man cave” (isn't that just the adult version of the tree house you had when you were a kid?) so that you will do what she wants when she wants.. almost like a puppet.
3. You're part of her circle.
Do you go for a facial with her or “spa day” and get a manicure together? Of maybe along with her and her friends on this excursion? Did you REALLY get a a manicure? No man with a sack would be caught dead having the dead skin of his feet eaten by someones pet fish, but if you are engaging in this behavior she is also probably your lifting buddy at the gym, you may as well take your balls back and ask for a refund, but since you don't own them any more and now she keeps them in her purse, you are going to need permission. She will probably want the refund to finance the “spa day” sorry my friend, you should add Bruce Jenner on Facebook, because you ARE one of the girls.
4. She's vocal about her feelings and desires.
Does she give you a curfew? Are you even able to get out of the house without her attached to you? Does she let you know when you messed up (usually the silent treatment) But loves it when you buy Her things to make it “all better” and maybe you find yourself masturbating alone after you THOUGHT you were going to have make up sex? You probably don;t even know what you did wrong, and that is because this woman can make up something, create a fight and keep you under her control while making your head spin. Truth is the only thing you did wrong was... nothing.
5. She imagines a future with you.
Does she paint a picture of the two of you happily ever after in a nice colonial in a little town with a dog and a few kids running around? Awww.. so who is that changing the diapers and shoveling the dog poop...? You guessed it. YOU. She is at the spa.. refer to #3.
6. She's not afraid to tell you the truth.
How many times have you been told “you are just like your father” or that you are too “fat, dumb, lazy, stupid.. etc” when you see her change into this demon, that is who she really is, if you had any balls you would leave her ass, .. also see #3 to find out where you balls are.
7. Her love is unconditional.
She sure does love you, as long as you bring home the bacon. Or is it your paycheck and all the things you buy her? They say disingenuous people are nice to your money and she is no exception. There really is no escape my friend unless you can get into the witness protection program she is gonna find you, and love and love you, or so you think. Her love is unconditional as in you are giving her all of your love and she really doesn't give you any, this is a kind of an illusion. She most likely has a magic mirror, yes just like the one in Snow White. Sorry bro, but a woman who may never stop loving you is dangerous and not really one to be messed with.
