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My TRT doc sends me for a blood draw every few months (all part of the game)

So I go for a draw about a month ago.

About a week after the test I call to see if anything looked "off"

(FYI, I'm running Test, EQ, anadrol, & GH with my TRT)

I'm pretty sure the doc knows the deal, but he's in his main office in another state. So I always talk to the practitioner here.

Me: Numbers look OK?

Her: Yea, XXX, looks good...XXX looks OK (I can hear her shuffling thru papers, this is obviously the 1st time she saw the latest #'s)

Pause

Her: Your test level is <insert absurdly high number here>

Awkward silence....

You see it coming right?

Her: Ummmm, are you taking any more than what we've prescribed?

Me: (playing dumb) No, no...wow can test be THAT high? Must be a mistake. Damn LabCorp.
 
Yea. 1st time she saw me (when she 1st started there) she said that I looked "pretty ripped"

And I was purposely wearing baggy clothes as to not arise suspicion

Degree doesn't always = common sense
 
It's definitely hilarious I went to the doctors about a year ago and he sent me for a draw because I kept having migraines. Test wasn't even the issue but I guess he saw it was pretty high saying I just turned 25 at the time. Because he asked me what was going on and if I take supplements, I said yeah I take test boosters. He said oh ok I didn't know they sold injectable test boosters at GNC. Was pretty damn funny.
 
It's definitely hilarious I went to the doctors about a year ago and he sent me for a draw because I kept having migraines. Test wasn't even the issue but I guess he saw it was pretty high saying I just turned 25 at the time. Because he asked me what was going on and if I take supplements, I said yeah I take test boosters. He said oh ok I didn't know they sold injectable test boosters at GNC. Was pretty damn funny.
Your a angry man Bigsteve!

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I'm on that Viking blood also, not so angry as you but then again im not running 600+ a week. Good god man, this shit is for real.

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Btw I did break a nightstand today because I stubbed my toe. Now I have to buy a new one, so getting pissed off and reacting, in turn, pissed me off more. Now I have to buy a new one.
 
My TRT doc sends me for a blood draw every few months (all part of the game)

So I go for a draw about a month ago.

About a week after the test I call to see if anything looked "off"

(FYI, I'm running Test, EQ, anadrol, & GH with my TRT)

I'm pretty sure the doc knows the deal, but he's in his main office in another state. So I always talk to the practitioner here.

Me: Numbers look OK?

Her: Yea, XXX, looks good...XXX looks OK (I can hear her shuffling thru papers, this is obviously the 1st time she saw the latest #'s)

Pause

Her: Your test level is

Awkward silence....

You see it coming right?

Her: Ummmm, are you taking any more than what we've prescribed?

Me: (playing dumb) No, no...wow can test be THAT high? Must be a mistake. Damn LabCorp.

Haha, that's pretty funny bro. Especially the playing dumb part lol

Should have told her you're going to need her "help" to get these numbers down ASAP


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