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Ten 44 Facts

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1. Chuck Norris gets final approval for Chuck Norris jokes from The 44.

2. The 44 actually made his parents rename him 43 times till he found a name he liked.

3. The 44's bicep was actually unable to fully tear out of fear of repercussions.

4. The 44 thinks GMO stands for "GAINZ MADE OBVIOUS "

5. There's no such thing as rain... gyms are actually crying wondering where 44 might show up.

6. The term 'working out' exists because in reality The 44 gives people no other choice but to work things out his way.

7. Superheroes grow up playing 44.

8. 44 told the delivery doctor "Who the fuck you planning on slapping?". The next day the doctor was on a milk carton.

9. The 44 once and only once hit muscle failure. After that the Muscle Succeeded.

10. If you didn't like these jokes if The 44 were sitting beside you... you would.

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